Mr. Bean's Tortillas

In the video "Mr Bean Kitchen - Cooking Tortillas", the character Mr. Bean makes several tortillas, except they are made with his very childish version of the meaning "think outside the box." This page attempts to describe the construction and ingredients of the tortilla itself.

Description
The tortilla consists of tortilla bread (made with a piece of actual bread stomped on through a rug) taped with light yellow tape, heavily spiced with grinded up pebbles (pickaxed from a road), and inside the tortilla itself it is spiced with tomato sauce (plus the bag used to make it) and a piece of raw chicken taken from a trash can.

The fact that Mr. Bean's plushie seemed to run away when being presented with the foodstuff implies that the tortilla is disgusting enough to give sentience, even without the context.

Apparent Recipe
You may or may not need:


 * Piece of bread
 * Powdery substance made from road pebbles
 * A tomato
 * Raw chicken
 * Tape

Steps:


 * 1) Grab the piece of bread and tuck it under a rug.
 * 2) Stomp on the bread's location under the rug; it should now be a proper tortilla
 * 3) Tape the tortilla bread to form a roll.
 * 4) Grab a pickaxe, go outside, and strike the road with it to make pebbles.
 * 5) Somehow grind up the pebbles (Presumably, Mr. Bean used a mortar and pestle)
 * 6) Drop the load onto the tortilla.
 * 7) Find raw chicken, and put it on a stove.
 * 8) Literally cook it for 10 seconds (flip it 5 second in)
 * 9) Painfully stuff the tortilla into the tortilla roll.
 * 10) Bon appetit, or whatever they say in Bosnia!